Africa Bambaataa and Soul Sonic Force
June 13, 2008
SUPERCOLLIDER!!!! (My Alternate Dimenshuns, Let Me Show You THem)
April 24, 2008
This is a picture of the Large Hadron Collider, which is due for completion this summer, and will be the world’s largest particle accelerator. Even though it’ll be located under France and Switzerland, the State of Hawaii wants to sue the builders ’cause they think it’s gonna create a black hole that’ll gobble up the planet. Love the sci-fi doomsday imagination, but yeah, it’s totally not gonna happen.
Here’s a really awesome Ted Talks presentation that not only gives a quick and awesome explanation of the Super-String Theory, but it also describes what exactly this collider will be doing and why. Doorways into other dimensions, perhaps??
earth day erry day
April 23, 2008
local wunderkind james sumner provides this earth day gem
(in conjunction with good magazine)
pour one out for the dodo
mia and the gits
April 19, 2008
this is the story of a great american rock and roll band. cut tragically short.
warning
April 18, 2008
As some of you know, Joint recently awarded job# 1991, an EA video which
will be masterfully edited by Mr. David Jahns. And later in the week, if
things go according to plans, another Joint-er will start another job with
another job number.
This all sounds good, right?
WRONG!
Unfortunately, with each passing job number, Joint marches closer to a
critical milestone; an event horizon, if you will, that may unleash the kind
of havoc and suffering not seen since biblical times. Quite frankly, it
could make the Gummi Bear Riots of ‘99 look like a walk in the park.
Yes, my friends, I’m speaking of the J2K bug. It’s a programming problem,
associated with numbers ascending or descending in some manner, which may
strike sometime between jobs# 1999 and 2000.
While some scientists blame this J2K doom on a short-sighted assistant from
prior times (let’s just say SAM), they all agree on one thing. It will
bring CHAOS, FAMINE, and ROAMING GANGS OF CYBORGS HELL-BENT FOR HUMAN FLESH!
As for a contingency plan, Patty has apparently overruled my idea of forever
closing Joint at the completion of Job# 1999. In lieu of this, I am
commandeering the new Bike closet, which will now be filled with guns, zip
drive back-ups, and freeze-dried astronaut food (mostly the ice cream).
If we are to survive this onslaught, we must live and fight as a team.
Those of you who are willing to defend Joint against the cyber-slaught until
your dying breath, please meet in the newly christened Joint bunker
(formerly the bike closet) this Sunday at 0900 hours.
Death to the J2Killers!
Viva la resistance!
CORKY
P.S. I just learned that Job# 1992 just awarded to Anouck, thus shortening
our preparations. The meeting has been moved to 0800 hours.
young me / now me
April 17, 2008
boing boing points us to this interesting online project, wherein people recreate old photos of themselves…
it’s at color war 2008
i can haz teh outlined impact?
April 17, 2008
Many people at Joint have been sucked into the LOLworld, and now our own Tommy Harden has created this lovely LOLcat….Jezebel is also doing the occasional, hysterical LOLvogue
