warning

As some of you know, Joint recently awarded job# 1991, an EA video which
will be masterfully edited by Mr. David Jahns. And later in the week, if
things go according to plans, another Joint-er will start another job with
another job number.

This all sounds good, right?

WRONG!

Unfortunately, with each passing job number, Joint marches closer to a
critical milestone; an event horizon, if you will, that may unleash the kind
of havoc and suffering not seen since biblical times. Quite frankly, it
could make the Gummi Bear Riots of ‘99 look like a walk in the park.

Yes, my friends, I’m speaking of the J2K bug. It’s a programming problem,
associated with numbers ascending or descending in some manner, which may
strike sometime between jobs# 1999 and 2000.

While some scientists blame this J2K doom on a short-sighted assistant from
prior times (let’s just say SAM), they all agree on one thing. It will
bring CHAOS, FAMINE, and ROAMING GANGS OF CYBORGS HELL-BENT FOR HUMAN FLESH!

As for a contingency plan, Patty has apparently overruled my idea of forever
closing Joint at the completion of Job# 1999. In lieu of this, I am
commandeering the new Bike closet, which will now be filled with guns, zip
drive back-ups, and freeze-dried astronaut food (mostly the ice cream).

If we are to survive this onslaught, we must live and fight as a team.
Those of you who are willing to defend Joint against the cyber-slaught until
your dying breath, please meet in the newly christened Joint bunker
(formerly the bike closet) this Sunday at 0900 hours.

Death to the J2Killers!
Viva la resistance!

CORKY

P.S. I just learned that Job# 1992 just awarded to Anouck, thus shortening
our preparations. The meeting has been moved to 0800 hours.